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‘Turn your backs!’
‘If my presence embarrasses you, dear lady, pray close your eyes.’
Nevertheless Lord Malquist turned round. Moon also began to turn but remembering his status he went on turning until he faced her again just as she hoisted her dressing-gown to squat on the bidet, so deciding then that he had been alright the first time, he continued until he faced the wall, at which point in sudden fury he revised again his assessment of marital privilege and turned on another hundred-and-eighty degrees and was at once shamed into the concession that certain intimacies were, after all, sacred, so completed the circle, closing his eyes for penance, and felt dizzy and opened his eyes to the realisation that he had turned too far. He closed his eyes, tried to reverse his turn and fell backwards into the bath.
Spin deaf and blind in soft white warmth. If this is death let it come.
But he was pulled out all too quickly.
‘I got dizzy,’ he explained.
‘I should think you did — what were you doing?’
‘Nothing,’ said Moon. ‘I was trying to face one way or the other and I got confused and fell over.’
Let that be my epitaph.